David Letterman

It`s like watching TV -- with the added danger of paper cuts! Top Ten Apologies to People Buying This Book: 10 - Cheap glue will only hold the thing together for about six days. 9 - Some kids sneaked into the printing plant and added the word ass to a lot of the lists. 8 - It costs about a dime to print one of these babies -- now take a look at the retail price, sucker! 7 - We`re using the money we make to buy little Dutch girl outfits for Dave`s poodles. 6 - The book was hastily assembled...