• Manufactured by Bantam
  • Released in 1995
  • Size: 170 pages
  • Condition: Used
Price: $61.85

    It`s like watching TV -- with the added danger of paper cuts! Top Ten Apologies to People Buying This Book: 10 - Cheap glue will only hold the thing together for about six days. 9 - Some kids sneaked into the printing plant and added the word ass to a lot of the lists. 8 - It costs about a dime to print one of these babies -- now take a look at the retail price, sucker! 7 - We`re using the money we make to buy little Dutch girl outfits for Dave`s poodles. 6 - The book was hastily assembled overseas by jabbering foreigners who don`t give a damn about you or your family. 5 - A drunk maintenance guy fell into the press and parts of him appear on pages 68-87. 4 - Felt safe making jokes about the Amish on TV; forgot some of them might actually see the book. 3 - Dave insisted on writing some of these and we had to play along. 2 - There is no remote control. Don`t look for one. 1 - The book ain`t much better than the TV show..

    Please note: This is a used book in good condition.

    WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

    This is a used book in good condition..Packaging may exhibit some minor shelfwear, such as bent corners, minor creases, dents, scratches, tears, etc...